ONGOING: Dara Torres still searching for six more cast members for pantomime
Scraping the bottom of the pool
6 October, 2011
SHORTAGE: Princess Leia medley relay team still searching for breaststroker
11 October, 2011
UPDATE: Pool hijinks sadly fail to result in untimely death of The Only Way is Essex star
27 September, 2011
REVEALED: Patrick Moore from outer space latest celebrity to support The Big Splash